Jockeys Quotes

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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.

Also, of course, I need my Dove soap. Of course I need my cocoa butter. I need my Listerine. I need the white Jockey tees. They are really soft and comfortable.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

I hope to be remembered as a very good jockey.

A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it.

When a jockey retires, he just becomes another little man

Even the disc jockeys are saying, if I play your record, I made you. You got to play for me free.

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey.

I wanted to be a jockey.

What drove me to become the world's greatest bodybuilder is no different from what drives other athletes to become great tennis players or boxers or jockeys.

I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Falsehood is the jockey of misfortune.

DJs used to be American heroes. No more. Today, being a disk jockey is generally regarded as being slightly more respectable than snatching purses for a living, or robbing graves.

Horses and jockeys mature earlier than people - which is why horses are admitted to racetracks at the age of two, and jockeys before they are old enough to shave.

I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn.

I just can't - I can't exist in normal group situations. A classroom, where you have to sort of jockey for position, compete for attention - I would just withdraw.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

Actors are the jockeys of literature. Others supply the horses, the plays, and we simply make them run.

I'm lucky because I have an athlete between my legs.

I was young and fearless in those days, but always enjoyed riding at Cartmel. They used to call me 'Cartmellor', probably because I kept coming back on a stretcher.

Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

Sometimes you buy the horse, sometimes you invest in the jockey. It really comes down to the actual business and the upside.

I wanted to be a jockey. I'm serious. First time I got on a horse, I loved it. That's what I wanted to be, but my dad asked me to start performing with my family.