Divorce Quotes

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On the British Royal Divorce (Charles and Dianna). She is such a sad soul. It is good that it is over. Nobody was happy anyhow. I know I should preach family love and unity, but in their case. . . .

There must be a divorce between you and sin, or there can be no marriage between you and Christ.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice.

I think one of my favourite films is 'Dark Victory' with Bette Davis. Why? She was so wonderful in that film. And maybe I just want a good cry once in a while without having to go through a divorce.

Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

When there are kids involved, there's no such thing as divorce.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.

A wise man sees failure as progress. A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic, And loses his soul in the process.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

It was tough being a single mom. It was tough being in a divorce with children. Very, very hard.

Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

It's better to have three broken engagements than three divorces.

In art, new ways of seeing mean new ways of feeling; you can't divorce the two, as, we are now aware, you cannot have time without space and space without time.

I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.

Each divorce is the death of a small civilization.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage

What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.

This moment contains all moments.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

If you are in a bad relationship with anyone else, it is because you are in a bad relationship with yourself.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head.

Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point. they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major.

I can't take his genius any more.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse people would marry for good.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.

We are divorced, North from South, because we have hated each other so. If we could only separate politely, and not have a horrid fight for divorce.

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

Correlations are not explanations and besides, they can be as spurious as the high correlation in Finland between foxes killed and divorces.

It is not wise, or even possible, to divorce private behavior from public leadership.... By its very nature, true leadership carries with it the burden of being an example.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.