We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

It felt dangerous. It felt amazing. It felt like of course the lights were out, because all the electricity in the city was in my veins.

Are you scared? he murmured, mouth only a hairbreadth away from hers.A small laugh escaped her. "Not as scared as I should be.

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first the lesson afterwards.

You must be either the servant or the master, the hammer or the anvil.

I could drink a case of you, darlin'...and I would still be on my feet, yes I would still be on my feet.

Yesterday is a cancelled check; Tomorrow is a promissory note; Today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely.

Elvis epitomised America, and for that we shall be eternally grateful. There will never be anyone else like him. Let's all rejoice in his music.

It is common, to esteem most what is most unknown.

I did not criticize the Central Bank's position.

Learning is its own exceeding great reward; and at the period of which we speak, it bore other fruits, not unworthy of it.