To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Women have always been spies.

The past has been there all along, reminding us: This time--maybe, hopefully, against all odds, we will get it right.

Comrade, your statement is factually incorrect.” “Yes, it is. But it is politically correct.” (The Rise of Political Correctness)

My days are so busy with school and football, it's not often that I get out, anyway. But when I do, I like to meet people.

I bought properties inexpensively and made a lot of money. I began to think it was easy.

Frankfurt, discussing a stuntman: He missed being killed in that shot be literally half an inch.

I had no kind of work ethic and I always felt that music - especially rock 'n' roll - was a more for boys.

The middle years, caught between children and parents, free of neither: the past stretches back too densely, it is too thickly populated, the future has not yet thinned out.

An honourable public and a dishonourable dictator cannot live together; at the end, the latter goes!

The common people do not judge of vice or virtue by morality or immorality, so much as by the stamp that is set upon it by men of figure.