Jonah Quotes

Jonah Quote of the day

The party in power, like Jonah's gourd, grew up quickly, and will quickly fall.

If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it.

The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good.

Like Jonah, you may lose your gourd, but you cannot lose your God.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Jonah saw God's will as punishment. Jesus saw God's will as nourishment.

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.

We think that we do well to be angry with the rebellious, and so we prove ourselves to be more like Jonah than Jesus.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

I feel like Jonah Hill would be a good selfie, or Jennifer Lawrence. They'd be really good ones...Historic.

Adam hid in the Garden of Eden. Moses tried to substitute his brother. Jonah jumped a boat and was swallowed by a whale...Man likes to run from God. It's a tradition.

And the Lord God prepared a plant and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be shade for his head to deliver him from his misery. So Jonah was very grateful for the plant.

Jonah peered critically up at the Renaissance masterpiece. "Man, those copies don't due it justice. This one's the truth!" "Only a Janus," groaned Hamilton.

Cast out thy Jonah--every sleeping and secure sin that brings a tempest upon thy ship, vexation to thy spirit.

I feel sorry for anyone who is in a place where he feels strange and stupid.

I'm a good friend of Jonah Lehrer's. You should go on a date with him.

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

I'll be selling tickets for my next tour exclusively through Jonah Lehrer. Make sure to pay cash.

You want to know about creativity? Just go out and buy that book Imagine by Jonah Lehrer. It's only $29.00 in hardcover.

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

If you ever tell anyone about Jonah's sexual dysfunction, I'll never play music again.

Like Jonah, the whale had swallowed me; unlike him, I believed I would spend eternity inside the belly of the beast.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

In 'Surprised by Grace: God's Relentless Pursuit of Rebels,' I retell the story of Jonah and show how Jonah was just as much in need of God's grace as the sailors and the Ninevites.

You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double.

Jonah Peretti is one of the smartest web publishers out there. And Buzzfeed is an aggressive and dynamic company.

But you pashed Jonah Griggs and he's the leader of the enemy.

Girls under the age of fourteen are the most frightening creatures I have ever come across. - Jonah Griggs

His father's made us paint half this town and if we stick around any longer he'll make us paint the rest of it." -Jonah Griggs

Like the whale who swallowed Jonah, we have engulfed all national dishes known to civilized man and made them in delight, if not in name our own.

Jonah Lehrer is one of the most talented explainers of science that we’ve got. What a pleasure it is to follow his investigation of creativity and its sources. Imagine is his best book yet.

J.J. Abrams and Jonah Nolan and Lisa Joy, who are brilliant people, so I knew it [Westworld] was going to be amazing.

Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never play music again.

Any real Bob Dylan fan would sleep with Jonah Lehrer.

The book of Jonah becomes an embarrassing and public reading of your family business. (page iii)

Death comes as it pleases

The world has a lot to offer. There’s a lot to explore. I like to take advantage of that.

Jonah’s anger was not marked by outbursts of rage but by a quiet withdrawal from the company of others and a growing preoccupation with the events in his own life.

Grace is more than God opening the door to salvation

The book of Jonah is one of the shortest books in the Bible. Yet, something beneath the surface whispers to us, hinting that there is much more beneath this little book. (page iii)

You have no excuse to give... Jonah prayed fervently even in the belly of the shark! Environment is not a barrier!

Everything about her always seemed to dance. Her lips as she spoke, her eyes as she laughed, even her hands as she made the cup of coffee I just ordered.