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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.


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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.



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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



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Let our tribute to the dead be a new resolve: to respect people for what they individually think, rather than respect groups for what they were collectively brought up to believe.



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