Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

There are two types of limitations: those others place on us, and those we place on ourselves. One is more subtle. Both are equally dangerous.

Except for the violin pieces and a few of my orchestra pieces, all of my works from the Passacaglia on relate to the death of my mother.

I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.

I think you should make movies as long as the story dictates.

Why are you afraid of death? Where you are, death is not. Where death is, you are not. What is it that you fear.

The gods give to mortals not everything at the same time.

I love the short story for being round, suggestive, insinuating, microcosmic. The story has both the inconvenience and the fascination of new beginnings.

Never rest on past success. Create something better.

I got pregnant and turned 40 at the same time.

All the things that make us human make us terrible investors and you have to understand what they are and how to avoid them.