A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

This was something they could not take from us - the freedom to imagine, to create new worlds beyond this one.

When nobody loves you, love yourself.

Leave a person alone who had a unpleasant past if you cant make his future a pleasant, you would do worse

Memories shared change. You can add what you learned to the memory and it becomes easier to live with or benefit by.

Life is a series of steps. Things are done gradually. Once in a while there is a giant step, but most of the time we are taking small, seemingly insignificant steps on the stairway of life.

The party should stand for a constantly wider diffusion of property. That is the greatest social and economic security that can come to free men. It makes men free.

I hate being in Los Angeles when it's football season. I want to be in New York. It just doesn't feel right if I'm away.

No man is quick enough to enjoy life.

I long for typical days, but rarely get them any more.

I don't ever want to come home saying, 'I should have spoken my mind. I shouldn't have let someone say something that I didn't feel was right.'