If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

Look for God, suggests my Guru. Look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water.

There is a glitch in the Matrix ("Real World")… Illusions is one of them.

That life is worth living is the most necessary of assumptions, and were it not assumed, the most impossible of conclusions.

But I was not a mouse. In the fields where I walked, I was much more interested in the actions of the hawks.

The moon was a crescent, thin and sharp as the blade of a knife.

actions speak louder than words

He can give me what you cannot. Death is not a lover. Oh yes, he is.

And we who have always thought of happiness climbing, would feel the emotion that almost startles when happiness falls.

How do you regret one of the best nights of your entire life? You don't. You remember every word, every look. Even when it hurts, you still remember.

Evolution of consciousness is the central motive of terrestrial existence.