If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

Use time to discover who you are

Dying is an art.Like everything else, I do it exceptionally well.I do it so it feels like hell.I do it so it feels real.I guess you could say I have a call.

Design is how you make your first impression with your consumers. Make sure it is a lasting one.

A gentleman considers what is right; the vulgar consider what will pay.

Don't worry about what you do not understand... Worry about what you do understand in the Bible, but do not live by.

The corporation, like the psychopathic personality it resembles, is programmed to exploit others for profit.

I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

Now that im older i'm more aware of things that make me feel complete as a person. I'm trying to concentrate on those things as opposed to things that make feel empty

If your marketing is not delivering consumers to the cash register with their wallets in their hands to buy your product, don't do it.

Love's fire heats water, water cools not love.