Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

Dream, dare and discover.Care, share and inspire.

Because that which was new was almost always temporary. And that which was temporary broke your heart.

But successful investors tend to be not too self-destructive. They tend to be patient, they tend not to follow the crowd, and they tend not to be too guilty about winning.

One of the things that's complicated about writing anything is that it's an act of narcissism, and then of course once it sails out into the world, you have to let go of it.

People go to the movies to see things they haven’t seen before. Call me a radical.

I'm a really good parent to myself sometimes, and I do things that make me learn and grow.

Near a war is always not very near.

When I became vegan I thought I would have to deprive myself of certain sweets that I loved so much, like caramel and peanut butter cups, but on the contrary!

I go out and salsa with friends, especially in the summertime. Now that's incredible cardio!

Paintings have a life of their own that derives from the painter's soul.