Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Getting older is inevitable--being old is a choice.

I will alway catch you when you fallDaniel Grigori.Fallen

Hold onto the wings of angels that pass your way. They fly higher than any army that has none.

As politicians we have to react to the fact that many people do not feel that they can relate to the EU.

I'm scared to death to fly commercial I have not flown commercial since 9/11.

Man is free, but his freedom ceases when he has no faith in it[.

I don't want to say temporary, because temporary is such a trendy word.

Nobody doubts that he exists, though he may doubt the existence of God. If he finds out the truth about himself and discovers his own source, this is all that is required.

The coat of the buffalo never pinches under the arm, never puckers at the shoulders; it is always the same, yet never old fashioned nor out of date.

Others may be able to accept standards from another, but an artist is a person who decides.