My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.

The written word is the greatest sacred documentation.

Only when we cease to rely on our own strength can we discover that God's strength is always there for us.

Human nature is potentially aggressive and destructive and potentially orderly and constructive.

I find short, fast romances romantic. There's a beauty to dark imagery.

I guess maybe someone at 'Dexter' saw the 'Mad Men' stuff and thought, 'He can do this.'

Sometimes neuroscientists ask impossible questions.

I got scared away from the whole writing and producing thing, because of how really, truly difficult this was.

People call books holy, but they are yet to realize that life is holy.

You are my whole existence and I will love you until my last breath.

I do think that there's a special connection between Australia and America. It's kind of unexplainable. It's just one of those things. It's all about God's timing. We're thankful to be a part of it.