People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born. It's over, and something completely new starts.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Fear has become normal and is covered by the idea of “patriotism”.

It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel." -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.

I don't want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard, I just want someone I can talk to, I want you just the way you are.

I just kept thinking about what my mom [Hillary Clinton] has said repeatedly when people have asked her similar questions, she's tough and she can take whatever people say about her.

I can't play guitar, but I can sure make it howl.

Think excitement, talk excitement, act out excitement, and you are bound to become an excited person.

I have a practice of really not talking about the competition. I'm from the old school.

it's impossible I should have a mind and I have one

He wrote one more paragraph for his own sake, to see what he had to say.