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Daniel Tosh Quotes: Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.
         

Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.


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