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Daniel Tosh Quotes: Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
         

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.


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I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'



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