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Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.


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They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.



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I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'



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