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Jackie Gleason Quotes: Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
         

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.


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