Alcoholics Quotes
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at last able to leave Piss-Artists Notorious.
I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
It's been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It's the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your pride is crushed with self- loathing.
Like many alcoholics, I was a staggering woman in a chic apartment, sick and utterly disgusting.
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.
Government doesn't work. You work, I work, Federal Express works, Microsoft works, the Salvation Army works, Alcoholics Anonymous works, but government doesn't.
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.
Alcohol had a lot to do with it, too, and mental instability. All writers are narcissistic, manic-depressive drug addicts and alcoholics, and I am no exception.
What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love jazz, will say this instead: Alcoholics Anonymous.
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on.
When people who believe themselves to be addicts or alcoholics come under great stress or trauma, they mentally give themselves permission to drink or use drugs as a remedy.
Every person in the AA program who's successful is living proof that he or she does have power over addictive drugs and alcohol- the power to stop.
. . . the solution is not to toss youthful offenders into jail or prisons. We long ago recognized alcoholism to be a disease, and abondoned efforts to treat alcoholics simply by locking them up.
That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart.
Managers are to information as alcoholics are to booze. They consume enormous amounts, constantly crave more, but have great difficulty in digesting their existing intake.
All writers are egomaniacal, manic-depressive, drug-addicted alcoholics. You want to have that fix again.
Half of Wisconsinites are considered alcoholics. It's part of the culture of Wisconsin... if self-deprecation is their survival instinct, alcohol is their coping mechanism.
