Fat People Quotes

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Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

The only thing that anyone can diagnose, with any certainty, by looking at a fat person, is their own level of stereotype and prejudice toward fat people.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person.

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.

Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.

It is silly to call fat people "gravitationally challenged", a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration.

I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.

Obesity is a drain on the economy - we have to pay for the health care of fat people who are usually poor and can’t afford insurance. Obesity is, well, bad.

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.

We won with the military. We won with highly educated, pretty well educated and poorly educated. But we won with everything, tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people just won.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

I don't think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don't think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists.

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.

...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.