A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

Dear Jesus! you are so precious to me. I thank God that even if I went through so much loss in life, I still have you.

The purpose of debates is to explore issues, not end them.

Usually people who attack the rap are people who aren't even fans.

Despite reforms in steroid control, serious problems still occur in and out of baseball.

He who proposes to be an author should first be a student.

Best startups generally come from somebody needing to scratch an itch.

I'm not at all a linear thinker. I know the feeling I want to convey, but the form is what I struggle to find. I'm sure I'd fail if I tried to write a grant proposal or a book proposal.

What our children need more than to learn to read and write and add and subtract is to know Jesus Christ.

To divest one's self of some prejudices would be like taking off the skin to feel the better.