No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I hope to make a positive, productive contribution, as cheesy as that may sound.

I like the relative literacy of at least some of England. I mean, I didn't come for the food or the weather!

Life isn't about trying to be an expert in everything. It's about being an expert in one thing and offering it to the world.

I love to do very long and complicated scenes.

The prime rule of reality is that we must become in our lives what we choose to experience in the world.

Blindness separates us from things but deafness separates us from people.

I get stronger as the game goes on.

If India won her freedom through truth and non-violence, India would not only point the way to all the exploited Asiatic nations, she would become a torch-bearer for the Negro races.

I wear my hat as I please, indoors or out.

O, where is loyalty? If it be banished from the frosty head, Where shall it find a harbor in the earth?