Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

In the therapeutic process based on awareness, there exists no ”I" – it just exists a presence, a light, a love and a silence.

Give yourself a great self-respect to know who you are then your confidence will shine on you

Sauces in cookery are like the first rudiments of grammar - the foundation of all languages.

I think my favourite thing is understanding the responsibility of raising two human beings and putting them into the world.

Art has to be, you know, trade itself, conform to the old strict guidelines set forth by how it was going to act in the future.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

Artists have to believe in the merit of their own work and persevere whether they receive public recognition or not, but it's ever so nice when someone says, "Job well done"!

I think my style as far as vocal delivery and even down to the pronunciation of certain words is so deliberate.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Everybody wants to play in the playoffs. You don't know how good the good times were until you hit the bad times. But sometimes success is just around the corner.