Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

We all come out from Gogol's 'Overcoat'.

I can say infinite for you to stay, but sadly it only took one from you to break us away and us separate ways

Evil things are easy things: for they are natural to our fallen nature. Right things are rare flowers that need cultivation.

When I approach a story or movie, the story is the most important thing.

Don't let anything morph you or push you around or have you be something you're not.

"Religious Socialism," "Christian Socialism," are expressions implying a contradiction in terms.

All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.

Change happens not just by giving the mind new arguments but also by feeding the imagination new beauties

I know that I am leaving the winning side for the losing side, but it is better to die on the losing side than to live under Communism.