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Emo Philips Quotes: My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.
         

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.


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