Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Once to die is better than length of days in sorrow without end.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

There's a paradox in every paradigm.

I don't think about making sexy clothes. It's just my instinct to make them.

Fiction supplies the only philosophy that may readers know; it establishes their ethical, social, and material standards; it confirms them in their prejudices or opens their minds to a wider world.

Children and fools cannot lie.

You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

None of us is ever OK, but we all get through everything just fine.

The danger is not lest the soul should doubt whether there is any bread, but lest, by a lie, it should persuade itself that it is not hungry.