It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

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They soared past the dark shapes of animals, grazing in the fields."What are they?" she asked."Sheep, " Mason replied. "I once heard someone describe them as floating like clouds across the hills.

Children are the greatest philosophers : the questions that children ask require the deepest of thoughts and the longest of reflections on life!

To those leaning on the sustaining infinite to-day is big with blessings.

In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.

So much of 'normal, civilized' life is bull that you can't imagine... What frightens you, doesn't frighten me, what frightens me, you'd laugh at.

As a woman leader, I try to take every opportunity I can to do what my mentors did for me - engaging with young women and take them seriously.

Discipline - Success doesn't just happen. You have to be intentional about it, and that takes discipline.

Troubles are as endless as pleasures are brief.

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.