People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

Prayer is a way, a road we build for love to walk into our lives.

I suppose that one of my greatest problem lays in the fact that I have assumed a blessing to be something that is mine for the taking, verses being something that by sheer exposure to it takes me.

I was nervous and confident at the same, nervous about going out there in front of all those people, with so much at stake, and confident that I was going to go out there and win.

Aristotle said that some people were only fit to be slaves. I do not contradict him. But I reject slavery because I see no men fit to be masters.

But as population became denser, the natural chemical and biological recycling processes became overloaded, calling for a redefinition of property rights.

Why do some memories bleed out of nowhere and others stay locked behind doors?

That's how things are these days: everything must move aside to make room for the new, all the time.

The Scots are very hospitable; almost as hospitable as the Americans.

If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree.

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.