I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

Macy: “In Truth, ” I said, “there are no rules other than you have to tell the truth.”Wes: “How do you win?” he askedMacy: “That, ” I said, “is such a boy question.

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.

Work done is of more consequence for the future than the foresight of an angel.

Unless you accept anyone to be your boss, no man can be your boss!

Heavy resistance strength training (loads > 85% 1RM) appears to evoke significant gains in maximal eccentric muscle strength.

I don't like books that seem to want to teach me things. Which is not to say that one doesn't learn from books - but you do your own learning in your own way.

This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.

There is One Infinite Spirit and every time man says, "I am" he proclaims it.

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

The cross grants us position, the Holy Spirit gives us experience.