In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Everyone will say I'm insane, but I don't care, Rose. Is it insane to marry the girl I love? A girl with golden brown hair, with gifts of beauty and goodness and storytelling?

Be strong enough to ignore the negative opinions of people, so that your positive spirit could illuminate your true unique colors.

In film, I don't think I'd try directing. Maybe one day, but I'd certainly want to go to film school or something before I tried to do something like that. That would be quite scary.

Civilizations fall because the people inside the Sanctuary throw open the gates.

I'm small. I'm petite. But I'm a bit of a fighter inside.

Thanks to President Bush and Republican principles, businesses now have more confidence to hire workers.

There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

In public speaking, we must appeal either to the prejudices of others, or to the love of truth and justice. If we think merely of displaying our own ability, we shall ruin every cause we undertake.