If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Leave it to the Alderaanians to slap a cheery end on a nice little grisly children’s morality tale.

Do not let your divorce define you and the rest of your life. Let go of anger and embrace the future possibilities of infinitesimal happiness

When I go into making a movie, personally, I don't try to bring other pieces of movies with me.

Work is not a curse; it is the prerogative of intelligence, the only means to manhood, and the measure of civilization.

Those who seek for much are left in want of much. Happy is he to whom God has given, with sparing hand, as much as is enough.

Our mission on earth is to recognize the void - inside and outside of us - and fill it.

If you want to be positive, it is very easy and for that you should see where is your attention. Are you only seeing problems or are you seeing some fun in it?

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

I try to stay pretty level-headed and just do what I have to do.