I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

There are so many torturous things in this life. Don't let a man who doesn't love you be one of them.

Good-bye proud world! I'm going home Thou are not my friend I am not thine.

Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.

I've always liked stories. I'm always reading, ever since I was a kid. I've always been reading and wanting to be in some other world.

I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously.

I do like reality shows, and I watch some of them because they're high drama. It's also just fun to watch people have honest reactions.

It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding of who we are than people who have known us for years.

We are always waiting for the perfect brief from the perfect client. It almost never happens [...] Whatever is on your desk right now, that's the one. Make it the best you possibly can.

A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

Even the busboys at the restaurants have a script to give you. Everybody is in the business.