Caviar Quotes

Caviar Quote of the day

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Those things don't happen today. I feel sorry for the kids in the industry today. They have on sunglasses, eat caviar in jet planes, but they'll never know the true feeling that we did.

It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.

The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

One can be unhappy before eating caviar, even after, but at least not during.

Always do the things you fear the most. Courage is an acquired taste, like caviar.

For me, true luxury can be caviar or a day with no meetings, no appointments and no schedule.

I like to work really hard and then earn the good life. I actually enjoy it. If you're eating caviar all the time, it doesn't taste good anymore.

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.

I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.

God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty.

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

In nineteenth-century Russia, sauerkraut was valued more than caviar.

Mr. Rockefeller is due to entertain munificently at breakfast, and make his pitch. My advice to one invited guest was: Order caviar, and then say No.

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

I don't feel the need for unusual or glamorous foods like caviar, and I tend more towards ordinary, satisfying food.

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

Children never lie...I remember my daughter standing in her crib the first time I gave her caviar. I put it on bread. She ate it and said, "Encore, Papa."

When a man is starving in the streets he is not thinking of bread and water, but of caviar and champagne!

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!

Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.

Pointless. . . . Like giving caviar to an elephant.

The caviar was very high quality. I made an acting decision on the spot that Ismay was a big eater.

Poireaux vinaigrette aux grains de caviar.” I did a quick translation. “Leeks and fish eggs in vinegar?” He grinned. “It sounds better in French.” Yeah, but did it taste better?

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

I have a disgracefully sweet tooth. My younger brother and I, all we care about are puddings. You can keep your smoked salmon and caviar.

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.

If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.

The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's funnier; nobody is smarter than Albert Brooks.