Martini Quotes

Martini Quote of the day

Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis No weenies.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini.

'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Bright was the light of my last martini on my moral horizon

I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.

This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini.

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.

When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing.

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in 2017.'

Adrian ordered a martini, earning disapproving looks from his father and me. "It's barely noon," said Nathan. "I know," said Adrian. "I'm surprised I held out that long too.

My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine.

It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

I typically have a martini.

suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient.

The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.

A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco.