Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

The hard truth is that sometimes we need to lie to ourselves to continue to live

Throughout her life, she behaved as if she had never heard anyone suggest that a woman couldn't do entirely as she pleased.

He’s so powerful. Who knows maybe he’s advanced past eating

The germ of creation lies in violence.

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities.

One must not make oneself cheap here - that is a cardinal point - or else one is done. Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.

Psychopaths know the technical difference between right and wrong - which is one of the reasons their insanity pleas in criminal cases so rarely succeed they just fail to act on that knowledge.

It is not certain that everything is uncertain.

Timeliness is best in all matters.

We need to challenge our own theology, challenge the curriculum of our Bible schools and our seminaries, and ask simple questions. Are we teaching and producing ministers who have the right message?