I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

I came to terms with not fitting in a long time ago. I never really fitted in. I don't want to fit in. And now people are buying into that.

Day by day, case by case, the Supreme Court is busy designing a Constitution for a country I do not recognize.

Too hard for any frog's digestion,To have his froghood call'd in question!

A lot of my material was based on my family.

I thought if I went somewhere where I didn't know anybody and they didn't know me I could start all over again.

When characters change on screen, it makes you feel better about yourself. You think, 'Oh I change too, I'm constantly becoming a better person.'

It's almost as difficult to believe that someone with so many trials could harbor such hope, as that there are those with so much advantage who harbor such hopelessness.

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.