The next time you have a thought... let it go.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

If people are connected with God, they would be safe

Charles Tucker had starred in Ella's dreams ever since she was fourteen.

He who has the Holy Spirit in His heart and the Scripture in his hands has all he needs.

All my novels are rooted in their time and in their place.

Each particular society begins to feel its strength, whence arises a state of war between different nations.

If a traveller does not meet with one who is his better, or his equal, let him firmly keep to his solitary journey; there is no companionship with a fool.

I always watch what I say. I am what I say.

Don't do anything as an individual that will make you stand out from your teammates.

It is not man the ecological crisis threatens to destroy but the quality of human life.

We mistrust anything that too strongly challenges our ideal of mediocrity.