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Texas Quotes: "After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."

After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.



Texas Quotes: "Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest."

Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest.




Texas Quotes: "I got treated very badly in Texas. They don't treat beatniks too good in Texas. Port Arthur people thought I was a beatnik, though they'd never seen one and neither had I."

I got treated very badly in Texas. They don't treat beatniks too good in Texas. Port Arthur people thought I was a beatnik, though they'd never seen one and neither had I.



Texas Quotes: "At the very top state institutions, like UCLA, Berkeley and the University of Texas, however, the trend of downward minority enrollment remains persistent and discouraging."

At the very top state institutions, like UCLA, Berkeley and the University of Texas, however, the trend of downward minority enrollment remains persistent and discouraging.




Texas Quotes: "I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater."

I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater.



Texas Quotes: "You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses."

You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses.



Texas Quotes: "Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'"

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'




Texas Quotes: "If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas."

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.



Texas Quotes: "What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people."

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.



Texas Quotes: "Native plants give us a sense of where we are in this great land of ours. I want Texas to look like Texas and Vermont to look like Vermont."

Native plants give us a sense of where we are in this great land of ours. I want Texas to look like Texas and Vermont to look like Vermont.



Texas Quotes: "I went to high school in Texas for one year, my senior year. My parents wanted me to get out of Stockholm because I was running with the wrong crew. They wanted me to get back to my roots."

I went to high school in Texas for one year, my senior year. My parents wanted me to get out of Stockholm because I was running with the wrong crew. They wanted me to get back to my roots.



Texas Quotes: "I was born in Texas and I lived there 'till I was 8. Then I moved to the Dominican Republic with my mom, lived there for two years and forgot every word of English I knew."

I was born in Texas and I lived there 'till I was 8. Then I moved to the Dominican Republic with my mom, lived there for two years and forgot every word of English I knew.




Texas Quotes: "In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose."

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.



Texas Quotes: "Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans."

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.



Texas Quotes: "The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me."

The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me.



Texas Quotes: "They say that Virginia is the mother of Texas. We never knew who the father was, but we kinda suspected Tennessee."

They say that Virginia is the mother of Texas. We never knew who the father was, but we kinda suspected Tennessee.



Texas Quotes: "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas"

Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas



Texas Quotes: "Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin."

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.



Texas Quotes: "I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.



Texas Quotes: "Fish have water, the bushmen of the Kalahari have sand, and Houstonians have interior décor."

Fish have water, the bushmen of the Kalahari have sand, and Houstonians have interior décor.



Texas Quotes: "I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.



Texas Quotes: "We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!"

We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!



Texas Quotes: "European investment in Texas alone exceeds all U.S. investment in China and Japan put together."

European investment in Texas alone exceeds all U.S. investment in China and Japan put together.



Texas Quotes: "I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or New York. I live in Texas, and I go to hole-in-the-wall bars, so there's no paparazzi there."

I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or New York. I live in Texas, and I go to hole-in-the-wall bars, so there's no paparazzi there.



Texas Quotes: "Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak."

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.



Texas Quotes: "In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back."

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.



Texas Quotes: "I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!"

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!



Texas Quotes: "Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease."

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.



Texas Quotes: "You can all go to hell. I’m going to Texas."

You can all go to hell. I’m going to Texas.



Texas Quotes: "The only way to learn mathematics is to do mathematics. That tenet is the foundation of the do-it-yourself, Socratic, or Texas method."

The only way to learn mathematics is to do mathematics. That tenet is the foundation of the do-it-yourself, Socratic, or Texas method.



Texas Quotes: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.



Texas Quotes: "That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways."

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.



Texas Quotes: "The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas."

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.



Texas Quotes: "I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world"

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world



Texas Quotes: "A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans."

A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.



Texas Quotes: "Today 25 million Texans can celebrate our liberty, and honor the founding generation of Texans who secured it for us. Happy Texas Independence Day, and God Bless Texas."

Today 25 million Texans can celebrate our liberty, and honor the founding generation of Texans who secured it for us. Happy Texas Independence Day, and God Bless Texas.



Texas Quotes: "Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big."

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.



Texas Quotes: "Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon the globe can compare with it in natural advantages."

Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon the globe can compare with it in natural advantages.



Texas Quotes: "I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big"

I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big



Texas Quotes: "I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol."

I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.



Texas Quotes: "Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team."

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.



Texas Quotes: "In the name of the constitution of Texas, which has been trampled upon, I refuse to take this oath. I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her."

In the name of the constitution of Texas, which has been trampled upon, I refuse to take this oath. I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.



Texas Quotes: "Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may."

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.



Texas Quotes: "All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee."

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.



Texas Quotes: "Live one day at a time, and never be afraid."

Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.



Texas Quotes: "I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas."

I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas.



Texas Quotes: "Each of us is all the sums he has not counted: subtract us into the nakedness and night again, and you shall see begin in Crete four thousand years ago the love that ended yesterday in Texas."

Each of us is all the sums he has not counted: subtract us into the nakedness and night again, and you shall see begin in Crete four thousand years ago the love that ended yesterday in Texas.



Texas Quotes: "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one"

I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one



Texas Quotes: "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell."

If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.