Texas Quotes

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Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war.

After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest.

I got treated very badly in Texas. They don't treat beatniks too good in Texas. Port Arthur people thought I was a beatnik, though they'd never seen one and neither had I.

At the very top state institutions, like UCLA, Berkeley and the University of Texas, however, the trend of downward minority enrollment remains persistent and discouraging.

I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater.

You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses.

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Native plants give us a sense of where we are in this great land of ours. I want Texas to look like Texas and Vermont to look like Vermont.

I went to high school in Texas for one year, my senior year. My parents wanted me to get out of Stockholm because I was running with the wrong crew. They wanted me to get back to my roots.

I was born in Texas and I lived there 'till I was 8. Then I moved to the Dominican Republic with my mom, lived there for two years and forgot every word of English I knew.

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.

The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me.

They say that Virginia is the mother of Texas. We never knew who the father was, but we kinda suspected Tennessee.

Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Fish have water, the bushmen of the Kalahari have sand, and Houstonians have interior décor.

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be!

European investment in Texas alone exceeds all U.S. investment in China and Japan put together.

I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or New York. I live in Texas, and I go to hole-in-the-wall bars, so there's no paparazzi there.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

You can all go to hell. I’m going to Texas.

The only way to learn mathematics is to do mathematics. That tenet is the foundation of the do-it-yourself, Socratic, or Texas method.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world

A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.

Today 25 million Texans can celebrate our liberty, and honor the founding generation of Texans who secured it for us. Happy Texas Independence Day, and God Bless Texas.

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon the globe can compare with it in natural advantages.

I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big

I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

In the name of the constitution of Texas, which has been trampled upon, I refuse to take this oath. I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.

I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas.

Each of us is all the sums he has not counted: subtract us into the nakedness and night again, and you shall see begin in Crete four thousand years ago the love that ended yesterday in Texas.

I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one

If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.