Bumper Sticker Quotes

Bumper Sticker Quote of the day

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right.

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

The more you complain the longer God lets you live

I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that.

Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.

It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France'

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker.

I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot.