I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.

Resolutely ignoring Banu's dark mutterings, steeling herself against the barrage of harsh words that questioned her motives, her upbringing, and her morality

One cannot go over Niagara Falls in a barrel only slightly.

My mom and I have always been very close. She is my best friend. She had to make a lot of sacrifices early on in my life to make sure I got to do what I wanted to do.

At every turn, when humanity is asked the question, 'Do you want temporary economic gain or long-term environmental loss, which one do you prefer,' we invariably choose the money.

We make a mistake in thinking we own pets - the animals open their lives up and make us a part of them.

I think we are dying in America, I think our democracy is over.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

We should live as if we were in public view, and think, too, as if someone could peer into the inmost recesses of our hearts-which someone can!

I have found the one whom my soul loves.

Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.