Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.

Stress comes from fear of the unknown, so have faith and fear will disappear and stress will melt away.

Do you want your faith to grow? Then let the Bible begin to saturate your mind and soul.

we not only wish to be pleased, but to be pleased in that particularway in which we have been accustomed to be pleased.

I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.

Pell Grants are, and have been, critically important tools in making higher education a possibility for lower- and middle-income students.

Almost no germ is unconditionally dangerous to man; its disease-producing ability depends upon the body's resistance.

Although we human adults are really good at understanding other minds, we weren't always that way. It takes children a long time to break into the system.

The real purpose of painting is to give pleasure.

When you've paid your debt to society, you need to be reconnected and re-engaged in society.

Whenever you're in a position to win, you don't want to let it go.