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Scotch Quotes: "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.



Scotch Quotes: "I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon."

I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.




Scotch Quotes: "My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey."

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.



Scotch Quotes: "Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes."

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.




Scotch Quotes: "Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.



Scotch Quotes: "Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find."

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.



Scotch Quotes: "The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude."

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.




Scotch Quotes: "I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape."

I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.



Scotch Quotes: "Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold."

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.



Scotch Quotes: "Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake."

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.



Scotch Quotes: "What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen."

What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen.



Scotch Quotes: "The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch."

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.




Scotch Quotes: "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky."

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.



Scotch Quotes: "I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other."

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.



Scotch Quotes: "I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it."

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.



Scotch Quotes: "I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on."

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.



Scotch Quotes: "Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger."

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.



Scotch Quotes: "No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single."

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.



Scotch Quotes: "I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!"

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!



Scotch Quotes: "Give me a scotch, I'm starving."

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.



Scotch Quotes: "If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples."

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.



Scotch Quotes: "One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch."

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.



Scotch Quotes: "There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others."

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.



Scotch Quotes: "Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink."

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.



Scotch Quotes: "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty."

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.



Scotch Quotes: "I like my whisky old and my women young."

I like my whisky old and my women young.



Scotch Quotes: "Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?"

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?



Scotch Quotes: "My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch."

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.



Scotch Quotes: "Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting."

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.



Scotch Quotes: "I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.



Scotch Quotes: "Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right."

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.



Scotch Quotes: "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it."

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.



Scotch Quotes: "An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky."

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.



Scotch Quotes: "If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch."

If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.



Scotch Quotes: "The Yankee: In acuteness and perseverance, he resembles the Scotch. In frugal neatness, he resembles the Dutch. But in truth, a Yankee is nothing else on earth but himself."

The Yankee: In acuteness and perseverance, he resembles the Scotch. In frugal neatness, he resembles the Dutch. But in truth, a Yankee is nothing else on earth but himself.



Scotch Quotes: "Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle."

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.



Scotch Quotes: "Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker."

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.



Scotch Quotes: "When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks."

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.



Scotch Quotes: "There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still."

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.



Scotch Quotes: "I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches."

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.



Scotch Quotes: "I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch."

I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch.



Scotch Quotes: "The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder."

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.



Scotch Quotes: "You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license."

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.



Scotch Quotes: "My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias."

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.



Scotch Quotes: "I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go."

I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.



Scotch Quotes: "I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch"

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch



Scotch Quotes: "I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker."

I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker.



Scotch Quotes: "Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there."

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.



Scotch Quotes: "For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country."

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.