Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.

Human beings were made for music. Its thrill and rapture are picked up almost immediately by little children

God's grace is the power to forgiveness.

I had once again proven that again alone, I was again enough.

I would love to be a player today. I had the right personality for it.

...and once again Dexter is struck by how easy conversation can be when no-one is in their right mind

Gold all is not that doth golden seem.

I had a good career. I've been very fortunate.

All that happens to us, including our humiliations, our misfortunes, our embarrassments, all is given to us as raw material, as clay, so that we may shape our art.

Then, fare thee well, deceitful Maid!

I'm always afraid of failing. It's great motivation to work harder.