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I prefer to sleep with deaf girls. Those crazy chicks never have a safe word.


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I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.



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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.



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The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'



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You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.



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I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.



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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.





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