Retarded Quotes

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20.

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.

Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none. Like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun, a victory against Immortal Technique will never be done.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.

The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

I collect things that just look retarded.

The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people.

We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

The universe couldn't care less about us. I say this very clearly in the film [ "Into the Inferno"]: our planet is "indifferent to scurrying roaches, retarded reptiles and vapid humans alike."

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

...the sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

The late development of mass industrial organization in the United States has both stimulated and retarded the political development of the American working class.

My intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.

What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties: isolated, doubled, too advanced, retarded.

My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.

From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.

He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.

When I'm writing, I'm locking myself in a room. I'm the worst critic in the world. I write something and then I beat myself up. I'm like "Vin, you're retarded, that makes no sense."

If the president finds time to help the mentally retarded, what are you doing that's so important? [Written underneath:] Working to get them out of Washington.

If a kid really is retarded and can only come up to a certain level, he will still have more success if what he learns is connected with something important to him.