I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

No matter what cause one defends, it will suffer permanent disgrace if one resorts to blind attacks on crowds of innocent people.

I had my young eyes opened by the impersonal blood and guts of news photography. I was running the gamut every low man on the totem pole runs - country clubs to mass murder.

... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.

Going jogging makes me feel powerful and free - like Rocky!

The happiness of men consists in life. And life is in labor.

Child support should do just that - support children, not the federal government.

Wherever there is number, there is beauty.

If we have strong desire then God miraculously removes obstacles and gives us the power to overcome them.

Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius.

Given masculine norms, it is clear that women are more likely to be considered crazy - I'm not saying to be crazy.