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Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming."

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.




Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people."

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.




Garrison Keillor Quotes: "A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Be well, do good work, and keep in touch."

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.




Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway."

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor"

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word."

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news."

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted."

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.




Garrison Keillor Quotes: "There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes."

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass."

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places."

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal."

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "A book is a gift you can open again and again."

A book is a gift you can open again and again.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love."

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors."

Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us."

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done"

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted."

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody."

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty."

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome."

Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve."

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up."

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining."

One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy."

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer."

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it."

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'"

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it."

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love"

Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories."

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way. You always want to be in touch with how things look and what people say and what they call their dogs."

When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way. You always want to be in touch with how things look and what people say and what they call their dogs.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes."

In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "If you can't trust a Methodist with absolute power to arrest people and not have to say why, then whom can you trust?"

If you can't trust a Methodist with absolute power to arrest people and not have to say why, then whom can you trust?



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Don't worry about the past and don't try to solve the future."

Don't worry about the past and don't try to solve the future.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?"

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Being rich and thin isn't everything."

Being rich and thin isn't everything.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "A child can educate just about anybody."

A child can educate just about anybody.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers."

Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.



Garrison Keillor Quotes: "Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis."

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.