Jogging Quotes

Jogging Quote of the day

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

I went jogging up on Mulholland. In the middle of my run I had some form of asthma attack and couldn't even walk. I couldn't get a ride one block to my house. I thought I was going to die.

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectations.

Going jogging makes me feel powerful and free - like Rocky!

I'd always liked jogging because it was a place to think.

Laughter is inner jogging.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

I love to exercise outside in the fresh air and sun: hiking, swimming, stand-up paddleboarding, and jogging.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

I trained for less than three-quarters of an hour, maybe five days a week - I didn't have time to do more. But it was all about quality, not quantity - so I didn't waste time jogging, ever.

Everyone who has run knows that its most important value is in removing tension and allowing a release from whatever other cares the day may bring.

When people ask me what I do, strangers on a plane, perhaps, I tell them that I think. Thinking is excellent exercise, as much as swimming or jogging.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".

Since then, I have not missed five consecutive days in getting some type of aerobic exercise, mostly jogging.

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.

And it sort of jogged a memory of something that I read at school and I read it, and I thought God this is it. So you never can tell. I could find something this afternoon.

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'

I think a singer is an athlete. I've always tried to stay fit. Until my knee said, "Uh-uh," I was jogging. Then I started walking. They don't like walking a lot, but I'll push them.

I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it.

We're going jogging." "I don't run for recreation. I run when someone's after me with a weapon." "That can be arranged.

You shall become the person you are.

I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything as a kid to stay in shape - jogging, work on the farm, driving the tractor. I'll never forget.

... occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That's my kind of jogging.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.

I didn't start jogging or running until I was 37 years old. It was something that really helped me change my life.

My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

I'm an energetic walker. I don't believe in jogging, but I walk a lot. I walk in New York. It's much faster than a limo.

I go jogging for 25 minutes every morning, even if I'm away from home.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

Jogging in the park is my excuse to look at all the girls.

For all the yoga I do (and I do plenty), I also love the time I spend jogging. It gets me in sync with myself.

Advertising tends to be most effective in jogging finally into action those people who are well-enough disposed towards a product, but have not yet got around to buying it.

I just drove past Brad Paisley jogging down the side of the road. I rolled down the window and screamed RUN FORREST RUN. I live for….. little moments…..like that.

Circuit training consists of doing resistant movements combined with an aerobic activity (jogging in place, jump rope, jumping jacks, etc.).

He was feeling buoyant, flexible. He wanted to go jogging. He stood. He couldn't go jogging. He called room service and ordered a basket of breads and pastries.

Jogging, I believe they call it. It seems to be an epidemic psychological illness afflicting Americans these days. A form of masochism, like the flagellantes in the Middle Ages.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ?

I work out all the time. Cardio, resistance and a lot of jogging. I love to go hiking. I'm going to invest this in myself, into my self-worth, into my self-esteem.