I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Engage your mind in the bliss of wonder.

Socialism is not panacea and capitalism is not entirely evil.

Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.

Nothing can affect my voice, it's so bad.

I hurt my hand on his head. He has a very hard head.

We must meditate on what God has done in our life instead of what we are still waiting on Him to do.

I know all that better than my own name.

We don't celebrate failure in Silicon Valley. We celebrate learning

The only sin is the sin of being born.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.