Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Peter and Jessie were like Romeo and Juliet. Have you ever seen that old movie? Starring Leonardo Dicaprio?

Divinity guides us all the time but most of us don’t know how to interpret its messages.

I have found in work that you only get back what you put into it, but it does come back gift-wrapped.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Beauty exists irrespective of financial circumstances.

If you would wed, wed. If not, take your pleasure where you find it. There's little enough of it in this world." - Oberyn

Those who think that metaphysics is just misunderstood grammar will react to my giving metaphysics some place or another in the system of knowledge.

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die.

At the moment we've only got 16 first-team players and my initials stand for Mick McCarthy, not Merlin the Magician (the new Wolves manager gets the excuses in early!)

I just want to have fun.